A manipulating, self-centered bitch. EXTREMELY hypocritical and illogical, my mom will do anything to win an argument. She belittles you, makes fun of you, puts you down, all in order to get her point across so she can be the "dominant" one. Sunny and sweet outside, and maniacal and cold at home, she's a backstabbing racist old-fashioned who exaggerates things waaay to much, again, so she can win an argument. I cannot tell her ANYTHING about my life without her critisizing me or making me feel worse. She uses her children to show off to other parents, something she can be proud of and brag over the phone. She's ignorant and superstitious and emotional and lame. I am only grateful for her giving birth to me, and feeding me.

Not all mothers are like this; just a few. I just wanted to post a definition where mom isn't the most wonderful woman in your life.
1) Her: Mexicans and Blacks are lazy.

2) Her: God, your friends are such sluts! They can use tampons already? How can they use tampons, unless their hymens are already broken, meaning they must of had sex! Whores!

3) Her: Look at your sister, sitting in her room, reading a book and studying! Look at what YOU'RE doing.
Me: I read almost everyday and get straight As!
Her: Well, you read too much!

4) Her: You have not accomplished anything this year! You are a loser and you will never make it in life! The only reason you aren't failing at school is because of ME.

5) Her: *nag nag*
Me: Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Her: *continues nagging*
Me: Be quiet Ma, I'm on the phone!
Her: Don't tell me to shut up! Such disrespect! I can do whatever I want to, nag nag...

ONE WEEK LATER....

Me: Mom, I need to go to the library to check out some-
Her: SHUT UP, I'M ON THE PHONE!

6) Her: You cannot dye your hair! Once you do, you will become a bad girl and start having sex with random strangers!
Me: How can hair color determine your behaviour?
Her: Look at all the people who have green hair!

7) Her: You mean the Earth revolves around THE SUN?!?!

I swear, all of these anecdotes are true. She has caused me severe psychological damage; bad self image, low self esteem, depression. I wish I had your mother instead.
by Mattie May 07, 2005
Adult female who doesn't understand Urban Dictionary
Mom: "Can you buy an Urban Dictionary at Barnes and Noble?"
by AClair September 05, 2015
The incorrect spelling of "mum".
Kid: ur mom is fat lol nobody lieks u so shut up faget
Other kid: Learn how to spell, idiot. Your mum must've been banged by a rock to produce something as dumb and retarded as you.
by Fag-o-tron April 17, 2015
1.Someone who thinks cleaning your room is the only responsibility you have
2.Someone who is too scared of you growing up to let you make mistakes so she governs everything you do
3.Someone who gets mad at you when you voice your opinion if it doesn't match hers
4. Someone who constantly exaggerates the amount of time you take to do something just to prove a point, even if its wrong
Kid:Hey mom, can i go for a walk? I did all my homework and I'm getting all A's
Mom:No! Your room is a huge mess, and it's too dangerous for you to go outside alone!
Kid: But I just cleaned my room and I'm 17 years old....
Mom: You're grounded!
by mikky__ March 11, 2015
One of the only people who will ever love you as much as she does. She cares about almost everything you do.

Especially your internet history. Oh, and why your room is so messy. And why the heck you are on urbandictionary.com.
Friend: Dude, why weren't you playing Minecraft yesterday? I was waiting for you!

Me: Oh, my mom decided to take away my Xbox.

Friend: Wait-really?

Me: Oh yeah. She got me a first generation iPad instead

Friend: Why?

Me: She wants me to do 'better things with my time.'

Friend: Like getting another Xbox with her money?

Me: Oh yeah. Were do you want to meet up?
by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015
Word used to answer any question or exit any unwanted/unneeded conversation in a humorous way.
Hey, what are you doing in ther.. "MOM!"
by Maplemafia November 16, 2015
A female who gave life to you. Also someone who stresses you out. Let alone be stressed out making sure you don't become a parent until after college.
Look at her mom! She looks stressed.
by that1soccergirl December 31, 2014
The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.
My mom bought a huge rubbery thing at a store with a pink glowing sign
by gra gra October 13, 2014

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