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5.
mom
A manipulating, self-centered bitch. EXTREMELY hypocritical and illogical, my mom will do anything to win an argument. She belittles you, makes fun of you, puts you down, all in order to get her point across so she can be the "dominant" one. Sunny and sweet outside, and maniacal and cold at home, she's a backstabbing racist old-fashioned who exaggerates things waaay to much, again, so she can win an argument. I cannot tell her ANYTHING about my life without her critisizing me or making me feel worse. She uses her children to show off to other parents, something she can be proud of and brag over the phone. She's ignorant and superstitious and emotional and lame. I am only grateful for her giving birth to me, and feeding me.

Not all mothers are like this; just a few. I just wanted to post a definition where mom isn't the most wonderful woman in your life.
1) Her: Mexicans and Blacks are lazy.

2) Her: God, your friends are such sluts! They can use tampons already? How can they use tampons, unless their hymens are already broken, meaning they must of had sex! Whores!

3) Her: Look at your sister, sitting in her room, reading a book and studying! Look at what YOU'RE doing.
Me: I read almost everyday and get straight As!
Her: Well, you read too much!

4) Her: You have not accomplished anything this year! You are a loser and you will never make it in life! The only reason you aren't failing at school is because of ME.

5) Her: *nag nag*
Me: Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Her: *continues nagging*
Me: Be quiet Ma, I'm on the phone!
Her: Don't tell me to shut up! Such disrespect! I can do whatever I want to, nag nag...

ONE WEEK LATER....

Me: Mom, I need to go to the library to check out some-
Her: SHUT UP, I'M ON THE PHONE!

6) Her: You cannot dye your hair! Once you do, you will become a bad girl and start having sex with random strangers!
Me: How can hair color determine your behaviour?
Her: Look at all the people who have green hair!

7) Her: You mean the Earth revolves around THE SUN?!?!

I swear, all of these anecdotes are true. She has caused me severe psychological damage; bad self image, low self esteem, depression. I wish I had your mother instead.
by Mattie May 07, 2005
 
50.
mom
slang for moment, often used to for when you're busy and need to type quickly
Bob: Hey dude, you wanna do something?

Adam: just a mom
by i am the dude February 19, 2013
 
51.
Mom
Can be a loving person, and a vital aspect of anybody's life, but the minute you start driving, she just won't shut up while always giving you a hard time and acting like you don't know what you're doing.
My mom is such a passenger-seat driver. I can't drive ONE time without her yelling at me for something stupid.
by TheSpencinator2012 March 21, 2012
 
52.
n. mall of the mainland

a really ghetto mall in dickinson that people only go to so they can watch movies for cheap
lets go to ghetto m.o.m. so we can watch hp7
by ■.■ June 04, 2011
 
53.
MOM
Acronym for Marine-Only-Material. Primarily a California term. The fat homely girl(s) in the bar that no guy will talk to until a group of drunk, out of state Marines hit on her/them.
Dude let's hit up another spot, this place only has chicks with their dudes and a couple of MOMs.

There are rumors that in other states, MOMs are also hit on by normally socialized and developed members of the male species, not just Marines.
by Better than you've heard February 18, 2011
 
54.
mom
a annoying but awesome person hahaa
mom i love u but u somewhat ANNOYIN
by mynameisunknown! April 04, 2010
 
55.
mom
The person who cares for you no matter what you do. the one that loves you unconditionally sense the first day they saw and met you. Your mom is someone who puts you before themselves no matter what and will always listen cause your mom can make anything better. She makes you home baked cookies when its cold in the winter and sweet tea in the summer. She occasionally embarrasses you cause thats what shes supposed to do, but sometimes you get a really cool mom! Your mom is the best lady in the world.
Do you know Julias mom?

Yeah, shes so cool i wish she was my mom!
by Hopee. July 11, 2010
 
56.
MOM
A Mom Is A Great Person And A Best Friend Also Strict When Needed Though She is there when you need her most but doesnt support drugs or alcohol but herself can get high and bombed heck its her life so stop screeming and pass the e'erclear
I Love You But Stop Being Such a MOM
I Love My MOM
MOM YOUR GOING TO CRASH...BOOM
by Alcornbc March 15, 2010