A manipulating, self-centered bitch. EXTREMELY hypocritical and illogical, my mom will do anything to win an argument. She belittles you, makes fun of you, puts you down, all in order to get her point across so she can be the "dominant" one. Sunny and sweet outside, and maniacal and cold at home, she's a backstabbing racist old-fashioned who exaggerates things waaay to much, again, so she can win an argument. I cannot tell her ANYTHING about my life without her critisizing me or making me feel worse. She uses her children to show off to other parents, something she can be proud of and brag over the phone. She's ignorant and superstitious and emotional and lame. I am only grateful for her giving birth to me, and feeding me.

Not all mothers are like this; just a few. I just wanted to post a definition where mom isn't the most wonderful woman in your life.
1) Her: Mexicans and Blacks are lazy.

2) Her: God, your friends are such sluts! They can use tampons already? How can they use tampons, unless their hymens are already broken, meaning they must of had sex! Whores!

3) Her: Look at your sister, sitting in her room, reading a book and studying! Look at what YOU'RE doing.
Me: I read almost everyday and get straight As!
Her: Well, you read too much!

4) Her: You have not accomplished anything this year! You are a loser and you will never make it in life! The only reason you aren't failing at school is because of ME.

5) Her: *nag nag*
Me: Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Her: *continues nagging*
Me: Be quiet Ma, I'm on the phone!
Her: Don't tell me to shut up! Such disrespect! I can do whatever I want to, nag nag...


Me: Mom, I need to go to the library to check out some-

6) Her: You cannot dye your hair! Once you do, you will become a bad girl and start having sex with random strangers!
Me: How can hair color determine your behaviour?
Her: Look at all the people who have green hair!

7) Her: You mean the Earth revolves around THE SUN?!?!

I swear, all of these anecdotes are true. She has caused me severe psychological damage; bad self image, low self esteem, depression. I wish I had your mother instead.
by Mattie May 07, 2005
1. Anyone that takes care of you, listens to you ramble, loves you even when you are a dope, and never bad mouths you to strangers no matter what.

2. The highest term of endearment.
Thanks Mom
by L'eggs January 11, 2011
a bitch who cleans and cooks
now thats a mom right there.
by dave smitherson October 20, 2010
Adult female who doesn't understand Urban Dictionary
Mom: "Can you buy an Urban Dictionary at Barnes and Noble?"
by AClair September 05, 2015
Made Of Money
Mom:do I look like I'm made of money

Kid:isn't that what mom means M-made O-of M-money
by Iheartsportz July 17, 2015
The incorrect spelling of "mum".
Kid: ur mom is fat lol nobody lieks u so shut up faget
Other kid: Learn how to spell, idiot. Your mum must've been banged by a rock to produce something as dumb and retarded as you.
by Fag-o-tron April 17, 2015
The most beautiful loving person in the world. She will do anything for her kids and will never give up no matter the circumstances. A mom is stronger then anyone else. She'll tough it out and be there through thick and thin. She's the best person in a childs life. Sometimes you'll get in a fight with her, but she'll always forgive you. She is the true definition of beauty.
Kid: I hate you!
Mom: I love you
by thrscarybearunderyourbed April 11, 2015
Made of Money
My son asked me if he could have some money and I said I'm not Mom
by My ninja December 08, 2014

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