A manipulating, self-centered bitch. EXTREMELY hypocritical and illogical, my mom will do anything to win an argument. She belittles you, makes fun of you, puts you down, all in order to get her point across so she can be the "dominant" one. Sunny and sweet outside, and maniacal and cold at home, she's a backstabbing racist old-fashioned who exaggerates things waaay to much, again, so she can win an argument. I cannot tell her ANYTHING about my life without her critisizing me or making me feel worse. She uses her children to show off to other parents, something she can be proud of and brag over the phone. She's ignorant and superstitious and emotional and lame. I am only grateful for her giving birth to me, and feeding me.

Not all mothers are like this; just a few. I just wanted to post a definition where mom isn't the most wonderful woman in your life.
1) Her: Mexicans and Blacks are lazy.

2) Her: God, your friends are such sluts! They can use tampons already? How can they use tampons, unless their hymens are already broken, meaning they must of had sex! Whores!

3) Her: Look at your sister, sitting in her room, reading a book and studying! Look at what YOU'RE doing.
Me: I read almost everyday and get straight As!
Her: Well, you read too much!

4) Her: You have not accomplished anything this year! You are a loser and you will never make it in life! The only reason you aren't failing at school is because of ME.

5) Her: *nag nag*
Me: Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Her: *continues nagging*
Me: Be quiet Ma, I'm on the phone!
Her: Don't tell me to shut up! Such disrespect! I can do whatever I want to, nag nag...

ONE WEEK LATER....

Me: Mom, I need to go to the library to check out some-
Her: SHUT UP, I'M ON THE PHONE!

6) Her: You cannot dye your hair! Once you do, you will become a bad girl and start having sex with random strangers!
Me: How can hair color determine your behaviour?
Her: Look at all the people who have green hair!

7) Her: You mean the Earth revolves around THE SUN?!?!

I swear, all of these anecdotes are true. She has caused me severe psychological damage; bad self image, low self esteem, depression. I wish I had your mother instead.
by Mattie May 07, 2005
the most wonderful thing you will ever have helps you clean helps you with life. but one things she is bitchy as hell and annoys the fuck out of you but she helps you still. gets pissed sometimes for no reason. but still loves you no matter what makes you wonder how.
my mom is being an ass now.

hey that is how moms are
by GOOD definitions June 09, 2014
That annoying lady we all love.
Hey mom, can you be less annoying?
by Asvari May 26, 2013
A term of endearment. Usually used for a woman who you look up to or idolize.
"Lana Del Rey is such a mom. Her music, her personality, and her fashion is beyond."
by cleo4211 December 18, 2014
A random word to ask! Haha!
Emily: Ooooh, what a big package!
Armani: Mom?
Emily: ...The mailman is here
by pinksoo January 16, 2009
a bitch who cleans and cooks
now thats a mom right there.
by dave smitherson October 20, 2010
Someone who gives you life.
Beyoncé is such an inspiration, she is my mom.
by Cunt707 March 15, 2015
the abbreviation for "Made of Money"
Jason: "Mom can i have $20?"
Mother: "No! What do you think I am? Made of money?!"
Jason: "Isn't that what M.O.M. stands for?"
by dancr4ever December 09, 2013

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