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5.
mom
A manipulating, self-centered bitch. EXTREMELY hypocritical and illogical, my mom will do anything to win an argument. She belittles you, makes fun of you, puts you down, all in order to get her point across so she can be the "dominant" one. Sunny and sweet outside, and maniacal and cold at home, she's a backstabbing racist old-fashioned who exaggerates things waaay to much, again, so she can win an argument. I cannot tell her ANYTHING about my life without her critisizing me or making me feel worse. She uses her children to show off to other parents, something she can be proud of and brag over the phone. She's ignorant and superstitious and emotional and lame. I am only grateful for her giving birth to me, and feeding me.

Not all mothers are like this; just a few. I just wanted to post a definition where mom isn't the most wonderful woman in your life.
1) Her: Mexicans and Blacks are lazy.

2) Her: God, your friends are such sluts! They can use tampons already? How can they use tampons, unless their hymens are already broken, meaning they must of had sex! Whores!

3) Her: Look at your sister, sitting in her room, reading a book and studying! Look at what YOU'RE doing.
Me: I read almost everyday and get straight As!
Her: Well, you read too much!

4) Her: You have not accomplished anything this year! You are a loser and you will never make it in life! The only reason you aren't failing at school is because of ME.

5) Her: *nag nag*
Me: Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Her: *continues nagging*
Me: Be quiet Ma, I'm on the phone!
Her: Don't tell me to shut up! Such disrespect! I can do whatever I want to, nag nag...

ONE WEEK LATER....

Me: Mom, I need to go to the library to check out some-
Her: SHUT UP, I'M ON THE PHONE!

6) Her: You cannot dye your hair! Once you do, you will become a bad girl and start having sex with random strangers!
Me: How can hair color determine your behaviour?
Her: Look at all the people who have green hair!

7) Her: You mean the Earth revolves around THE SUN?!?!

I swear, all of these anecdotes are true. She has caused me severe psychological damage; bad self image, low self esteem, depression. I wish I had your mother instead.
by Mattie May 07, 2005
 
36.
mom
the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms
moms have the toughest job ever,
by nick September 19, 2008
 
37.
the most wonderful thing you will ever have helps you clean helps you with life. but one things she is bitchy as hell and annoys the fuck out of you but she helps you still. gets pissed sometimes for no reason. but still loves you no matter what makes you wonder how.
my mom is being an ass now.

hey that is how moms are
by GOOD definitions June 09, 2014
 
38.
A random word to ask! Haha!
Emily: Ooooh, what a big package!
Armani: Mom?
Emily: ...The mailman is here
by pinksoo January 16, 2009
 
39.
mom
a bitch who cleans and cooks
now thats a mom right there.
by dave smitherson October 20, 2010
 
40.
mom
the abbreviation for "Made of Money"
Jason: "Mom can i have $20?"
Mother: "No! What do you think I am? Made of money?!"
Jason: "Isn't that what M.O.M. stands for?"
by dancr4ever December 09, 2013
 
41.
Mom
Mom - the person that gave you life , the person that gave up alot for you , the person that can accomplish everything by herself (most of the time) . Some moms are the complete opposite of that .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .
Jerry - "Dude my mom is such a bitch , she wouldnt let me buy that new game "

Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"

Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"

Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."
by Jazzymyn November 12, 2011
 
42.
move-on man. The guy girls use to move-on after a break-up. Kind of like a rebound except the girl doesn't expect the relationship to go anywhere. M.O.M.'s are dumped when the girl either finds some confidence or another man.
Girl: No, it's nothing serious... he's just my M.O.M. I'm just not over John yet.
by doyoucopy January 17, 2011