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Woman who is convinced she is always right, never makes mistakes, nothing is her fault, and that you're never good enough.

She likes to chew food loudly, drink gin and tonics, and then chew on the ice.

She enjoys yelling and pointing out things you do wrong.

She hates everyone and everyone hates her, and she likes to point that out while lying on her bed while complaining that you don't do enough.

She is the soul cause of your depression, the concusion you suffered when you were 10, and your obsession and anxiety problems.

You love her.
"Hey Mom can I have a few dollars to buy pens that I need for school."

"No, I don't have any money...Oh look, my custom Neiman Marcus suit came in the mail."
by leftsuburbia August 04, 2005
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Another way of writing 'mum'. A woman who screams at you all day and night for not doing your chores (and the woman is not your wife)
Mom, stop screaming at me!
by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004
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some woman you didn't chose to be with yet you are stuck with your entire life until you move out. bitch who always thinks she's right, and if you DARE say she's wrong all hell breaks loose. nags the shit out of you about how you don't do enough chores. goes apeshit if you dont get perfect grades. tells you that you have to be forever grateful that she brought you into this world.
"do the laundry! clean your room! get better grades! your a failure and will never make it in life!" -mom
"FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!" - me
by titaniccc45 August 21, 2009
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The one person a daughter can hate the most
mothers can:
-be bitches
-invade your privacy
-believe thier always right
-nag and complain constantly
-hit you for no reason
-cause public embarassment
-make you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend
and the list could go on...the only thing to thank a mother for is the gift of life THAT'S IT
kid: "I hate you"

mom: "I brought you into this world, I can take you out"
by hdfiuydsfndksf May 13, 2007
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The one person who knows where all of your stuff is.
-Hey, where's my sweater?
--I don't know, go ask mom.
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They love you sometimes, and sometimes they suck!
Mom: Im sorry, but you make me sick!

Me: Thanks... :( *jumps out of window*
by keepout October 04, 2009
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The reason why I haven't starved to death.
Yet.
Me, to my mum: "No, mommy, please don't make me move out of the house!
Who will cook food for me and make my laundry and read me bed-time stories and kiss me on the cheek whenever I get a boo boo?
Wa-wa-wa-crying noises-wa!"
by Commodore Muffincakes August 02, 2010
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