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(V)The scource of all jokes,

And in an other definition..

(V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.
Man: Your mommas so fat...

Mom: OMG I LOVE YOU!
person: YAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SIDES YOU!
by Fazio November 29, 2005
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a mexican on meth a m.o.m
dude did you see that homeless guy back there?

yeah he was probably a m.o.m
by stuart kartz December 17, 2007
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A Mom Is A Great Person And A Best Friend Also Strict When Needed Though She is there when you need her most but doesnt support drugs or alcohol but herself can get high and bombed heck its her life so stop screeming and pass the e'erclear
I Love You But Stop Being Such a MOM
I Love My MOM
MOM YOUR GOING TO CRASH...BOOM
by Alcornbc March 15, 2010
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the incorrect spelling of mum

the person that gave birth to you.
oi, mum, can you give me a ride to the punk show tonight?
by oioioioioi June 05, 2005
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She's the one I had deep intercourse with a few days ago. And I have an appointment with her next week,too.
I had sex with your mom.
by granny D February 22, 2011
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the best person a girl can have in her life, a person who lovers her cares for her and is there for her. I LOVE YOU MOM!!!! people think their cool if they diss their mom but lets all face it: MOMS ROCK!!!!! <3
mom is the best :)
by who do u think i am October 27, 2010
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move-on man. The guy girls use to move-on after a break-up. Kind of like a rebound except the girl doesn't expect the relationship to go anywhere. M.O.M.'s are dumped when the girl either finds some confidence or another man.
Girl: No, it's nothing serious... he's just my M.O.M. I'm just not over John yet.
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