| 1. | mom-e | ||
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the mom you become after your kids leave for college (and in some cases high school).
You can only communicate via texts and emails otherwise you never hear from them. Celia is has morphed into mom-e, her son never answers his phone she has to text him to hear about his life.
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| 2. | What are you doing? | ||
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A question asked by your online buddy.
Upon reading that, you feel the urge to reply with the terms "your mom." E: Hey man, how's it going?
A: Good. E: What are you doing? A: Your mom. E: WTF?? A: That's right, I'm doing your mom. |
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| 3. | son of a bitch | ||
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son of a bitch
1. An insult usually used when aggravated. 2. A name for a male dog or puppy 3. The funniest thing your mom can call you 1. ''Jason you son of a bitch!''
2. So yesterday I got this son of bitch poodle. 3.Kyle's mom: You son of a bitch! Kyle: Hahah your'e a bitch |
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| 4. | mom's basement | ||
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Stereotypical home for the geek, nerd, fatbeard, loser, etc. The term implies that the individual still lives with one or both of his parents despite being a grown man. Reasons for still living at home may include a lack of drive and ambition, being unable to afford a place of his own due to spending all of his money on his hobbies (i.e. Star Trek figurines, comic books, and online role-playing games), or just plain being a mama's boy. "Jeff is such a loser. He really needs to move out of his mom's basement and work on getting laid rather than spending every free minute playing World of Warcraft."
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| 5. | Paul's Mom | ||
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The mother to which all 'yo momma' jokes begin. Paul said, "I'm done with this"
to which Catrina replied, "that's what Paul's mom told me last night" |
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| 6. | Paul's Mom | ||
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The mother to which all 'yo momma' jokes begin.
Paul said, "I'm done with this"
To which Catrina replied, "that's what Paul's mom told me last night" |
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| 7. | Your Mom | ||
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Aphrase which, if used correctly, can be a highly amusing insult. Often used as a come back but can sometimes just be used for the sake of it. It is not a good idea to use it on one of your siblings though as can back fire very easily. E.G 1
Teacher: John tell me a vital condition needed for successful fractional distillation. John: Ermm.. Your Mom! Jack: You suck John: I suck your mom E.G 2 John: Hey, Jack! Jack: What! John: Your mom! Jack: What the fuck! John: Your mom. Jack: Fuck You John: Fuck your mom Jack: Leave me alone John: Only if you leave your mom alone Etc... E.g 3 (At a job interview) Interviewer: So john what is your main interest John: Well i am going to have to say...ermm... Your mom John: OMG! You'll never guess what hapened to me yesterday! Jack: What! John: Your mom! Passer By: OOH OOH You got owned!! |
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