Top Definition
slang - describes a paperweight, tosser, shithead, stupid moron,retractor, indecisive prick, soft, merkin, gutless wonder, asshat , and anything relating to the above...
"i'm having a moltzen of a day"... "a shit of a day outside, was sposed to be sunny, looks like the weathers doing a moltzen" etc etc etc etc.....
by t666 November 02, 2011

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