to accidentally smack yourself in the genitalia.
While pulling on his pants, Joe Schmo mollywopped himself so hard he cried.
To reach waaay back with your pimp hand, damn near knocking oneself off balance to deliver a massive blow with an inside closed fist to the temple of your hoe or foe.
When I see that guy who stole my money, he's getting molly wopped on site.
Hitting someone in the face with your cack
That dumb bitch cheated on me so I mollywopped her!
To be hit with an open hand or closed fist extremelyhard. The person hitting you has to follow through and come down with it so that you feel the true force.
Yo check it, my bitch is an habitual linesteppa, so everytime she steps outa line i gotta check her. She got me real heated yesterday so i mollywopp'd that silly bitch. Shell learn next time not to fuck wit me.
v. to bitch slap, clobber, and knock the fuck out, simultaneously
Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!
When a man is reciving oral sex and he withdraws him penis from the girls mouth and procedes to smack the girl in the face his penis.
Dont make me Molly Wop you.
The act of slapping a person(s) in the face with a penis
After Johnny fell asleep we all took turns molly woping and teabagging him because he pissed us off
To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front
We were playing Halo at Zel's, and como got mollywopped uncontrollably... results in... "ooooooo arite, were friends"