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21.
to kick someones a**.
She is gonna mollywop that bit**.
by dramaqueen March 17, 2007
 
1.
To reach waaay back with your pimp hand, damn near knocking oneself off balance to deliver a massive blow with an inside closed fist to the temple of your hoe or foe.
When I see that guy who stole my money, he's getting molly wopped on site.
by Wank, Jew Banker, Cosmos September 02, 2005
 
2.
Hitting someone in the face with your cack
That dumb bitch cheated on me so I mollywopped her!
by takeaguess January 24, 2005
 
3.
v. to bitch slap, clobber, and knock the fuck out, simultaneously
Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!
by sage ares January 16, 2009
 
4.
To be hit with an open hand or closed fist extremelyhard. The person hitting you has to follow through and come down with it so that you feel the true force.
Yo check it, my bitch is an habitual linesteppa, so everytime she steps outa line i gotta check her. She got me real heated yesterday so i mollywopp'd that silly bitch. Shell learn next time not to fuck wit me.
by mattman April 18, 2005
 
5.
When a man is reciving oral sex and he withdraws him penis from the girls mouth and procedes to smack the girl in the face his penis.
Dont make me Molly Wop you.
by Alex September 25, 2004
 
6.
The act of slapping a person(s) in the face with a penis
After Johnny fell asleep we all took turns molly woping and teabagging him because he pissed us off
by A-dam June 23, 2005
 
7.
To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front; Opposite of mollywop' = Aardvark, to be clubbed from the back of the head, 1 hit and ur done
To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front

We were playing Halo at Zel's, and como got mollywopped uncontrollably... results in...
"ooooooo arite, were friends"
or
"jimmy quit pollywackin' me, no Como is Mollywop"
by Stealth Gyro December 11, 2004