Top Definition
Alluring earthly avatar of athletic appearance

Survivor of her symbiotic relationship with retail

Huntsman to the halls of commerce in search of impracticable abundance

Tenzing Norgay of personal potential

Dispenser of love and care to her family.

Radiant source of beauty and energy
My wife is a Mollrat. She uses her charm and energy to get people to pay $100 for sweatpants while raising others up to meet their potential.
by roshamobmn October 07, 2013

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