mollyrant 

(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.

Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.

mollyrant by LoTek October 21, 2007

Mollyrant 

a Mollyrant is a rant about a certain corporation, product, or company of Molly Wood, from CNET.com.

My friend was so into ranting about that new Zune that he was almpost on a Mollyrant!

Mollyrant by JohnMcKenna October 29, 2007

Mollypants 

Someone who is made of super-awesomeness that can always make you laugh, is vegetarian and talks to animals in a high-pitched voice.

She is such a mollypants!

Mollypants by sunshine cookie February 5, 2010

mollyrant 

A word describing any long and rambling complaint about something related to technology - typically including the terms "blah-blah-blah" or "doodly-doodly-doo!" exclaimed loudly in a high-pitched sing-song voice.

Dude, she totally just did a mollyrant!
Wish I could do a mollyrant like him.

mollyrant by Buzzer McBuzzyBuzz October 20, 2007

mollyrant 

A long rant coined by Molly from Cnet

That speech was a Mollyrant.

mollyrant by Tyler503 October 19, 2007

Mollypants 

The most annoying younger sibling ever

“Shut up mollypants”

Mollypants by Specialone223 December 30, 2023