molastic 

something that is extremely slow moving. (excruciatingly slow.)

"The pacing of that movie was molastic, I thought it would never end!"

"This internet connection is molastic. I've been trying to download this file for an hour."

molastic by Hey, Strange May 10, 2008

molesticle 

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

molesticle by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

Moisticle 

Noun-{mois•tickle}

Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)

1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents

Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event

Noun
1. Those cops last night were such moiticles!!
2. -Oh no, are those headlights moist or non-moist?

- Yeah that is a cop car, oh no!
3. I don't think the moisticle has ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life!
Adj.
1. -So, how did it go last night?
-Oh, it was so Moisticular!

Moisticle by V-sloth September 25, 2020

molestican 

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.

Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!

molestican by syrup828 September 25, 2004

Molesticleese 

Bobby; A molestation powered roman warrior; sidekick to Testicleese

"Molesticleese molested the trojan soldiers"

Molesticleese by Booby November 5, 2004

Molesticon

A paradoy of the Decpticon Robots in the Transformers series. Molesticons are the evil forces who rival the Analbots of the Transvestites. The diabolical robots like to go in disguise, taping their dicks between their thighs. They love to molest humans

Oh, no! Take cover, the Molesticons have invaded!

Molesticon by Mourningstar Productions July 28, 2003

Molestic

a term to describe ones who have a tendancy to molest

"did you see that guy grab that child"

"yeah he's molestic"

Molestic by walmsley12 October 27, 2009