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mollyrant 

(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.
Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.
mollyrant by LoTek October 21, 2007

naked molerat 

Somebody who has the complusion to defecate in the nude.
Ryan is a total naked molerat! I walked in on him in the bathroom and he wasn't wearing any clothes!
naked molerat by chupacabra1998 April 30, 2010
A molerat is a very beautiful creature that is a force to be reckoned with. A molerat will cut your d!ck off if you say it’s ugly. The molerat does not mess around. They are very smart, gorgeous , and loving creatures who you can always count on to beat a b!tch up for you. Get your self a friend like a molerat! Also molerat are the daddies of all dads, trust me.
“What the flying fúçk? That molerat just bit my booty!”
molerat by moleratsAremyDad January 1, 2019
A person that stays in their burrow or home all day and doesn’t leave it no matter what. A homebody
Nima: Want to hang out later?

Andre: No
Nima: Youre a molerat, you never want to hang out
Molerat by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

Mollyrant 

a Mollyrant is a rant about a certain corporation, product, or company of Molly Wood, from CNET.com.
My friend was so into ranting about that new Zune that he was almpost on a Mollyrant!
Mollyrant by JohnMcKenna October 29, 2007

naked molerat 

Term used to describe a fully shaved vagina.
Girl one: You ready for your big date tonight?
Girl two: Yeah, I beze sporting a naked molerat.
naked molerat by 4evabig March 16, 2008