molester van 

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

molester van by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008

molesterbation 

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

molesterbation by czainsaw July 16, 2008

molester van 

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.

Look at that molester van by the swing set.

molester van by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007

MOLESTAVAN

An 18 passenger van with no windows, usually driven by someone who exemplifies a creepy persona or someone with a molestashe. The driver looks like someone who would introduce himself by saying, "Hi, my van smells like struggle."

Did you see that molestavan drive by? That was creepy!

MOLESTAVAN by Salmndr April 10, 2008

Molesterbated 

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.

My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.

Molesterbated by Storm Front December 18, 2012

molesteration 

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

molesteration by hankmustdie April 30, 2004

molesterape 

Being molested and raped in a video game

Omg , the other team is molesterape us with that spawn trap at Alpha.

molesterape by AntwonD June 11, 2014