a person who spends their days next to the computer all day long. Moles usually spend their time cooped up in their little holes and so this relates to how the "moleman" people are on the computer for the whole day.
you can also use this expression for a woman.. molewoman
Bob: Hey Sharyll what did you do last weekend
Sharyll: Nothing really just stayed in my room and browsed the internet.
Bob: what a molewoman.
Moleman, AKA Dipesh Khandu is an utter idiot and complete moron. It is rumoured that he has an octopussy and likes to rape old men.
Yuk moleman, you have scaly skin.
Moleman, you're a fag.
A retired pedophilliac manwhore who resumes his position on the couch with a bottle of beer and a packet or two of fat - drenching instant meals at sunrise and will usually stay there until sunset.
This individual is the embodiment of everything that can go wrong with being a male. Optional: Moobs
/man boobs, unsightly hair - protruding moles (to fit his name) and the adorning of unwashed underpants.
Person A: "Hey! Have you heard from Michael?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman
. I don't think anyone has seen his face in 5 months."
Person A: "Oh thank goodness, I hope he can stay in his hermit shell for eternity. That way - less young girls will be preyed on."
a pathetic loser.
some claim that molemen live in the sewers, eat poop and get constantly cheated on them by their overwieght lovers. This description may contain a certain amount of hyperbole.
Importantly, they pass out and get drawn/painted/peed on
friend 1:"did you see see jeff last night?"
friend 2:"yeah, he passed out and got cocks drawn on his face"
friend 1: "he's such a MOLEMAN
The shrivelled man from The Simpsons who loves someone named Keith.
Person 1: You're gay for moleman!
Person 2: No, you're gay for moleman!
A man (or woman, but then it isn't as amusingly alliterative) who will only perform oral sex on a woman from underneath the covers.
Brent: I'm not much for eating pussy...
JP: Dear god, you're not a mole man, are you?! Lame, dude.
Mole men are the secret masters in league with conservative organizations worldwide, whose headquarters are beneath Hackney, London. Their agenda embraces eye confiscation and, of course, the sexual assault of the blind. They appear to also be fond of rugs in their flat and the Ziggurat and the Black Goat soundtrack. Little is known of their motives.
"The Mole Man wants your eyes."
"Yes, the Mole Man can have my eyes."
A person is considered a mole man when they posess the following qualities: short fat bald creepy stupid. Mole men often feel entitled to things that they do not deserve due to the fact they cannot identify themselves as moles. A mole man's job in life is to do the jobs that other people are too good to do. these jobs include janitory work and taxi driving, to name a few.
Tom: Did you ever see Danny Devito in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Jeff: Yeah. He is such a mole man!