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take an ordinary crouton and place it in a glass of water for a few hours then take it out and let it sit for a couple weeks, once its nice and moldy, ejaculate and use the creamy white to stick the crouton to the head of your flesh tube. Once this is done, have a girl or guy give u a blowjob, the crouton adds extra spice.
Dude i was preparing for that moldy crouton for weeks.
by CrustyAzzKream August 11, 2009
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Amazing gang of children who make award winning films.
Did you watch Moldy Crouton's Annual 24-Hour Fun Fest?
by MADDOGERNIE August 21, 2011
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