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Vicious Mockery 

A spell in the 5th edition of DnD, which allows a bard to damage a creature by insulting them.

Essentially, it's a way to kill creatures using deez-nuts jokes.
DM: The dragon is bloodied and seems like it's on its last points of health. Bard, you're up.
Party: Please, don't use Vicious Mockery...
Bard: He fat.
Dragon: dies.

And that's how we stopped playing DnD.
Vicious Mockery by RadSpoon July 5, 2021

Mockery of Science

1. an upcoming alternative band formed in the Chicago Suburbs (2005) consisting of six girls.
1. damn!!! i want a demo of Mockery of Science...they are damn straight gonna be the next big thing.
Mockery of Science by Vince T. September 6, 2008
The act by which ruinous behavior causes one to realise the extent to which their lives are muunted.
"Your life is over, what a mockery"
"Throwing a steak at someone whilst they ride their lucky bike."
Mockery by Coldguess April 27, 2006
The explanation of anything wrong with the world
Justin "Hilary Clinton lost the vote"
Karen "That's a goddamn mockery"

Lucifer "I lost my pen cap"
Minion "What a mockery"
Mockery by aukaenak August 24, 2010
The pastime of ridiculing self-important morons without them being aware of it.
Moron: People who don't wear masks are maskaphobes.
You: Yeah, they're literally Hitler. (With a hint of mockery)
Moron: OMG you are so right!
Mockery by Jason P Davies August 30, 2020

I-Mockery 

A comedy website with a front page that seems innocuous in an attempt to distract from the forums which are rampant with unfunny losers who resort to shock and awe as a substitute for any actual humor.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see on I-Mockery that Boo Berry is at Target all October? That stuff gave me diarrhea".

Person 2: "No, I said something intelligent while posting a picture of a cheeseburger and got banned for life before I could read that memo. Hey wait a sec, isn't Boo Berry that crappy 80's cereal? Vomit."

Person 3: "You're both gay black racist homophobes."
I-Mockery by Thrash0 October 11, 2011