the standard mating partner to an average suburban bogan often shops at supre and will wear more makeup then is nessesery. moisty vocabulary include "wat cunt", "dardy cuzz" and "ill fuck you for drugs". you can spot a moisty by the general sense of uneasiness, filth and the infamous "belt under tits" or b.u.t for short. the dirtier relative of the "skank" the moisty will often have to deal with 'common life experiences' such as birthing a dead love child into the toilet and will generally have contracted a particularily nasty, mutated form of herpes. a moisty is someone you definately want to have nothing to do with or risk losing all your money, drugs, friends and dignity.
" ohh dude check that moisty over there"
"yeah i can smel the super herpes coming off the moisture running down her legs"
"your mummas so moist she has to wear a scuba suit to stop her from drowning"
A female version of an erection.
A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.
Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.
Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.
A highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) horny.
Dudez, you meet the new girl Karen? Christ she's a moisty.
female equivalent of a 'stiffy' or hard-on and ONE of the ways in which a lady-boner manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.
Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."
her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."
him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."
her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."
adj: to become sexually aroused (for a woman)
"That man made me all moisty."
a chick who a guy finds really attractive.
a chick who is hot and wet hot
fuck man, did you see that chick last night at the party, she was a moisty
moisty: A female that is younger then you that you believe is very attractive.
16y.o Tyson calls 15y.o rachael hot, meaning he thinks shes a moisty
'Babe, I'm really horny'
'Yes, feel my moisty'