Moistatious
Moistatious by Superbri July 15, 2015
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Moistatocity
The level of how wet a chick is. This is through masturbation, sex, or however the fuck people get off nowadays. It is from 1-10, 1 being being like the Mojave Desert, and 10 is actually considered one of the wonders of the world. It is also called "waterfall vagina" or "the fifth ocean" and is extremely rare. Proceed with caution when around a one as it can cause penile rashes. 10 also poses a threat to water-logging your penis. It is said in legend that Albert Einstein himself created the scale of moistatocity to tell his brothers how wet the bitches were when he would get them. Chuck Norris (also in legend) is said to have had experienced 10s throughout all intercourse he has participated in, whether that be women masturbating to him, or actually fucking them. All hail the moistatocity scale!
"So Tommy, I heard you got another bitch last night. What was her level of moistatocity?"
"I'd give her 7. Because I make all the bitches wet.
"I'd give her 7. Because I make all the bitches wet.
Moistatocity by Istrokebananas69 August 12, 2014
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