Urban Dictionary: moistache

1.	moistache
	What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia. "man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days" "The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions" buy moistache mugs & shirts masterbeat moustache eating out female carpet going down by supertrooperdude_69 Jan 20, 2010 add a video
2.	Moistache
	Perspiration on the upper lip. It is so hot out side that I have a moistache. buy moistache mugs & shirts hot mustache day hair face sweat perspiration weather sun work by wbsmithiv Aug 16, 2012 add a video