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mohosexual 

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!
INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!
mohosexual by Sex Ed January 19, 2007
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mohogany canoe 

a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo
i used a mohogany canoe last night and it was the shit.
mohogany canoe by pseudonym2589 October 24, 2008

mohigson 

The word 'mohigson' is derived from the Latin term moguntienses, which means mountains, and sometimes the city in western Germany. Some research has also shown potential evidence that the word takes derivations from 'hic' in Latin, which means 'here' in English. 'Mohigson' is a word used to describe someone/something being idiotic or moronic. Which can explain its derivations as 'mountain' factors into the 'mountain of stupidity' you are trying to express. It has been being used more recently as compared to decades ago when the word was created. It is mainly used in Scotland and other European countries. It can be used to describe someone or an action. It is most commonly used in arguments and isn't offensive enough to be taken seriously.
"Your such a mohigson!"
"That was a mohigson idea."
mohigson by Smegmosa October 1, 2023
Usually during a musical performance when the moogist, more commonly a keyboardist, will do a handstand on his/her moog/keyboard. Made popular by Jesse Johnson of Motion City Soundtrack
*at a mcs concert*
kid 1: dude!!! did you just see that guy do a handstand on his keyboard!!!
kid 2: yeah dud that was a moogstand! he does that alot its sweet...also its a moog not a keyboard way cooler
moogstand by bobbobbbobbobbb August 20, 2006

mohoslank 

This is the combination of mole, hoe, slut and skank. Invented by the incredibly sexxii sarah and chantal
"Jesus Paris Hilton is such a mole, hoe, slut and skank" yelled Mark.
"Mohoslank bud mohoslank" robert cooly
mohoslank by townhighboy August 4, 2007
The Texas Hold'em starting hand of 8-3.
Wow, you folded mohog preflop?? What a noob.
mohog by Dan Devereaux December 1, 2005