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Mohammedan 

Both the correct and a supposedly-archaic term for "Muslim", "Mohammedan" simply means "follower of Mohammed", since one can be a "Muslim" (submitter) or in "Islam" (submission) to anyone to anything.
Therefore, since one can be a "Muslim" (submitter) or in "Islam" (submission) to anything, the term "Mohammedan" would more correctly apply to "Muslims".
Mohammedan by Nickidewbear January 9, 2013
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Orthodox Mohammedan

Often mistaken for a "radical" or "extremist" "Islamist", an Orthodox Mohammedan is one who carefully observes and follows the tenants of Mohammedism ("Islam"), including Anti Semitism and jihad.
Looking at Mohammed's life, one will see that a "radical Islamist" is actually an Orthodox Mohammedan.

Mohammed bin Salmonella 

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.
- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

Mohammed Avdol

A core ally in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 3; Stardust Crusaders. He is known for being the stand user for Magician's Red and is also known in the meme community for his whacky english pronunciations. He sadly dies in episode 42 of Stardust Crusaders by the stand Cream but is briefly mentioned in the next episodes/parts.
Polnareff: Mohammed Avdol!
Avdol: Yes, I am!

Mohammed Bone Saw 

The common nickname for Saudi Crown prince Mohammed Bin Salman al Saud (MBS).
"Yo did you see Mohammed Bone Saw finally caught Khashoggi?"

"Yeah Bone Saw's gonna give all the heretics the CHOP CHOP!"
Mohammed Bone Saw by Johnny Lately October 23, 2018

Mohammed 

A gentleman , who's unique . . Once he loves, he loves with his all with no doubt . He would risk his life for you. He has an amazing personality with the most loving heart ever . He'll always be your shoulder to cry on and your extra ear to listen no matter what. He would never judge you . And his the super hero every girl would love to have .
Mohammed is a kind and generous gentleman
Mohammed by Limyy May 4, 2018

Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, the son of Reza Khan who would later be known as Reza Shah or Reza Pahlavi, was the last Shah (King) of Iran who abicated as a result of a pseudo-revolution which occured in the country in the years of 1978 and 1979 which brought the Ayatollahs into power and turned Iran from a Constitutional Monarchy to a Theocratic Republic. Mohammed Reza Pahlavi was the greatest ruler of Iran since Cyrus the Great, despite of his limitations of civil liberties and political freedoms. He's despised by traditional Muslims because he limited their influence and power during his reign.
"My advisers built a wall between myself and my people. I didn't realize what was happening. When I woke up, I had lost my people." - the late Mohammed Reza Pahlavi