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1. a not yet fully grown child who takes on the style and mannerisms of a middle-aged woman, possibly by wearing a tightly shorn perm and/or a dingy, over-sized bathrobe and who assumes adult responsibilities such as preparing meals and distributing drinks

2. a dramatic archetype described as a young girl in the absence of a mother, who is wise beyond her years, and has a perplexing relationship with the father figure
Young Liz Lemon sets off my mog-dar
by stankylegz143 January 02, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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Half man, half dog. He's his own best friend.
Barf was a mog
by emptyjade January 21, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Irish phrase to describe an ugly person usually, os else just a friendly insult. (Mistake Of God)
See that guy at the match yesterday?
Ya what a mog..

Shut up ya mog!
by clairemcs February 25, 2009
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someone who is completely self-absorbed, one who will only fall in love with themselves, someone who is a legend in their own mind and stars in their own movie of life. one who is rude only because they are envious of the actions and successes of others, someone who lacks many friends, other than themselves.
i pulled a mogs by sitting and staring at my picture for 15 minutes, by myself
by sarss261 August 10, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Minorities of orientation and gender. Umbrella term for not being straight and/or cis. Alternate term of LGBT+.

1) The community for minorities of orientation and gender.
2) A person who is not straight and/or not cis.
The minorities of orientation and gender community is Not hetero/cisphobic. It just realizes there are other types of people in society who needs support and validation.
Being a mog means being treated like a second-class citizen.
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A sound you make when you don't want to go to work
"mog," Marcy muttered as she sat down at her desk for another 8 hour work day.
by Kilarina August 08, 2012
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Golden Shower Plush

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Label used to describe a person with the most extreme nerd-like qualities. Common characteristics include, but are not limited to, glasses, short pants, excessive focus in mathematics or computer sciences, unibrows, social difficulty, fanny packs, and highly developed hand coordination due to frequent typing and fervent masturbation.

Mogs often start sentences with phrases such as "theoretically", "mathematically", "according to quantum mechanics", and "Star Wars". They are often found at libraries, science fairs, and virtual online gaming sites.
The 13 year old in my calculus 201 class is such a mog ass.

"In essence, I discovered a non-conservative particle which connects general relativity, quantum mechanics, electromagnetism, quark function, and spectral dimensions, so, indeed, I must decline your offer to voluptuously copulate," said the mog to the supermodel.
by mrbob2013 April 22, 2011
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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