When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.

"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"

lunar mooner by Farth!!! May 17, 2022

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mofene

Prison version of morphine, often prescribed by inmates for themselves using stolen doctor notes.

Common dosages range from one to two pounds.

Inmate: "I need this scrip filled."
Pharmacist: "1 lb. of mofene?"
Inmate: "Fuck yeah."

mofene by Dr. KLUE August 11, 2008

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Mooney Rule

A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.

In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.

Mooney Rule by RC45 February 8, 2013

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mofoesy

A friendly or joking way to refer to someone as a mother fucker. "Mofoesy" removes any element of anger associated with the word "mofo". This term can only be taken by the receiver in a light-hearted manner. Whereas one might nickname a friend named "Jones" as "Jonesy" the same kind of affability applies when substituting mofoesy for mofo.

"yo mofoesy, what you up to?"

mofoesy by stockman09 June 27, 2007

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