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primarily a cokehead but will do any drug that is available. a swindler, borrows money with no intentions to pay back. Will smoke all your cigarettes if left around, will also drink last beer without remorse. and sleep with anything that he can leech off of, no matter how large or how many stds.
that mother fucking mofit snorted adderall and rented 80 dollars worth of porn on my cable bill at 6 am, months ago, and still hasn't given me my fucking money and then he had sex with his nasty girlfriend on my couch at 4 in the afternoon and tried to borrow 10 bucks for a cab ride home.
by club 57 March 09, 2004

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