A girl or guy who refuses to accept that she is beautiful/he is handsome, and Moffitts are amazingly smart and wise. He is a wonderful friend and is recommended that you find a Moffitt, for they are quite rare. You can trust him with everything, but his only weakness is that he is too loyal and kind hearted.
You need a Moffitt in your life.
You need a Moffitt in your life.
by ThatCrazyFox247 September 8, 2020
The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.
Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.
by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022
by Was a bad oul night February 12, 2022
local Doctors do not know what their doing I need to be Moffittized before making any decisions for treatment
by MeandmyArrow April 18, 2019
Moffitt , when a person sells weekly tickets for local charities but then uses the money for a side by side
by CNDR Ramrod Ironbender October 8, 2022