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New Zealand saying for someone who acts like they are the man, but infact looks like an idiot
person A:

"aww cuzz, i got the mean crumping skill" *crumps and trips up*

person B: *sigh* "bro, ur moen"
by NZskux August 18, 2009
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Commander of the british army on the 19th century. Now known as a very handsome type of mancind. He is better then Sandberg. and has a godlike personality
OMG! Hes is handsome..! - Ofcourse, he is a Moen!
Moen is the best in bed!
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Moen.

An insult. Ultimate shut down of Aotearoa !!

Similarities include, 'sucks', 'stupid', 'dumb' 'boring' etc ...
Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

'Moen' is popularly used in the 21st century as an expression to strongly describe how dumb or stupid someone is. This saying came from the Manawatu-Wanganui region, is now famous! and known all over the motu lol CHEEA !!

We use this word on a daily basis and in everyday conversation. Is still going strong after a few good 5-8 years.
"bro don't do that"
"why" ?
"it's moen".

"this is MOEN"
"i know aye"
"yeah .. like you"

"why can't I borrow your car for" ?
"beacause bro"
"because you're MOEN that's why" !
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One who does stupid things, or frequently makes a fool of him/herself.

Generally said in colloquial context by one who is dissing the 'moen' individual
Sam said to Michael, 'OMG you put the toaster in the bath. Your Moen!'
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Tek is the hugest moen , yeah bro i know.
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