madonna troia 

"madonna troia" is a tipical italian angry expression which is used when you are really angry and u wanna shout to the gods to know how much you are angry. Especially in Veneto, we use to say it really often, even if we are not angry at all because it's almost a fashion. So if u come and visit italy, you can spam it as much as you like it and you will make lots of friends in few seconds. Trust me, this is pure pwnage.
*TIP* If you are really angry, u can say "MADONNACCIA TROIA", or with even more effect "LA MADONNACCIA TROIA".

"OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN ASKING ADSL FOR 4 YEARS BUT I STILL HAVE NOT IT, MADONNA TROIA"
"Ma dio cane son 4 anni che chiedo l'adsl e devo ancora averla, madonna troia"

"It's raining like hell, Madonna troia!!"
"Madonna troia che piova!!"

"Mi si è bucato il goldone Madonnaccia troia"
"Oh my god the condom has a hole Madonnaccia troia!!!"

madonna troia by susho March 28, 2008

madonna puttana 

Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?

madonna puttana

madonna puttana by CCqq January 17, 2009

porca madonna 

Way to insult Virgin Mary. Italians use it when they are very angry or feel hard pain.
Similar expressions connected to the Virgin Mary are "Madonna Bocchinara", "Madonna Puttana".
Italian creativity is often shown in the creation of similar expressions.

Mi ha rubato le scarpe di gomma, porca madonna!

porca madonna by Ripallo November 10, 2008

touch of the Madonnas

losing your accent to pick up a crappy english one, drinking real ale and wearing flat caps and pretending to like the weather.

'jees she's got a touch of the Madonnas' Carrie to Miranda as Samantha pretends to be English in SATC.

touch of the Madonnas by tadge72 April 24, 2010

madonna cagna 

This expression is used in Italy when something hurts a lot.
It's an insult to a Divinity, more exactly to Mary, the mom of Jesus, comparing it to a dog.

Similar to "Madonna puttana" or "Madonna bocchinara".

It isn't suggested to say this to someone that believe in Christ.

Less used than "porca madonna" but still used.

References: Germano Mosconi.

"Ho preso 3 di fisica, Madonna cagna!"
"Quando cazzo puzzi, Madonna cagna!".

madonna cagna by DD3Boh June 6, 2017

Madonna Strut 

The painful shuffle styled walk you awkwardly have to do after receiving pain to the hips, genitals, or upper legs.
Similarly to the shuffle done by Madonna herself, after being pulled off the stage during her Brits performance.

"Damn, I fucked her so hard, she was doing the Madonna strut for weeks."
"Poor little Shauna fell of her trike, and had to do the Madonna strut all the way home."

Madonna Strut by DistortedSpectrum March 16, 2015

Blue Madonna

A captivating woman that gives off a surreal, divine, and untouchable aura. Men are hypnotized by her seductive enchantment. She is a siren of eroticism and passion. A Blue Madonna is a tall, beautiful woman with lusciously long hair, alluringly magnetic blue eyes, and the essence of a goddess.

That woman is such a Blue Madonna; all of the men find her irresistible.

Blue Madonna by BlueMadonna July 5, 2021