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wizard medication 

Colloquial name of novel psychedelic compound 25i-NBOMe, a more potent chemical derivative of better known psychedelic 2C-I. The compound is noted for its particularly intense visual effects, and pronounced stimulant properties. Users report the experience instilling an all-encompassing, almost childlike joy, as well as the feeling that they are combatants against evil (hence 'wizard').
Merle: Damn bro, you need to lay off the wizard medication. All I've heard from your room all night is Fuck Buttons!
Kevin: But it's the perfect soundtrack to stirring the cosmos! By the way, I am a wizard.
wizard medication by J.R. Ustler September 30, 2012

modifuckation 

Any change to something that modifucks it. These can range anywhere from a small scratch to completely and totaly blowing the absolute shit out of it.
I made some modifuckations to my dad's new Lamborghini when I drove it into a light pole.
modifuckation by Kybat August 6, 2010

de-modification 

1. Is when something is so bad, or so poorly done that a simple modification will not correct it, and the project needs to be redesigned altogether or scrapped.

2. Something is modified so much, it is designed anew, or seems to be a totally different design for the same purpose. The play plywood retainer wall was demodified into a concrete bag alleged retainer wall which need to be de-modified again.
Estancia Palm Springs said their poorly consturcted Retainer Wall was "Structurally Insufficient". Whereas, they claim the wall need modification, I beleive it really needs de-modification, because it is so bad that no quick fix will do.

A modern automobile is a demodification of the horse drawn carriage.

HAMP Modification 

The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.
Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.
HAMP Modification by Elle Bee Jay September 8, 2010

motication 

Moti-cation. It's something that combines motivation and education. For example a teacher who showed you examples that will motivate you to do something and then gives you the education to perform the task is an example of motication. The word motivation was invented by John Morrison as part of his quest to show people how to do great things with their mind. His program is called moti-cation. John Morrison of Pittsburgh is the world first and only moticational speaker.
My teacher not only taught me but also motivated me. He is a very good at motication.
motication by Johnfm106 June 14, 2016

dick medication 

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!
dick medication by Telephony February 25, 2017