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Modest Pelican Gaming

Probably the greatest Battlefield and Hitman 2 youtuber. He also wants you to spread the good world of his channel by holding 100 people hostage on an airplane until everyone subscribes to his channel.
Please marry and have sex with a famous person and name the newborn baby Modest Pelican Gaming, because that would really help spread the good world of my channel.
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fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010
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Modest pelican 

A legendary YouTuber with over 1 million subscribers and loves watching hot tub streams on Twitch

modesty layer

This is a layer of fabric added to thin halters or bikini tops in order to make its underlying features less evident.
I once bought a bikini top that had really thin fabric; Mom insisted that I sew in a modesty layer underneath or even wear a bra.
modesty layer by eViL pOp TaRt June 20, 2006

Modest! Management 

Management company based in London. Only famous for printing their name on pretty much all One Direction merchandise. Couldn't keep up with demands from Little Mix, Torments directioners everyday and ruined Aiden's career before it even started.
Man: That blokes new single totally flopped!

Girl: I bet he's with Modest! Management then.
Modest! Management by MAX13171993 December 21, 2013

modesty shield 

The half wall mounted between two urinals to protect a person from splashes and looky-loos.
Man, that modesty shield preveted me from checking out that dudes package.
modesty shield by mreverting September 19, 2007

Modesitt 

Tower-king of the court and supreme baller.
aka, Big Daddy. If your daddy nailed and bailed...that's him.
"Who's that dude dunking on everyone at the park? He's a total Modesitt"
Modesitt by WeStSiDeBaLlA March 31, 2009