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9.
male reproductive organs.
ooh i bet that modem of yours has a lot of RAM...
by modemlvr99 August 27, 2005
 
1.
A device used to access the internet
I bought a new modem
by LINKINPARKGUY October 03, 2003
 
2.
The way computers still connect to the internet. Modems are not outdated, and they are not for dial-up. High speed connections such as broadband, DSL, and cable use modems. Even Wi-Fi adapters are modems! They are in no way obsolete.
I just got a new cable modem yesterday.
by MrMuffinBalls February 13, 2012
 
3.
another, some more.
Andre exclaimed, "Bring some modem hoes wit you to the bed."
by BIG-D October 08, 2003
 
4.
A primitive and shitty device for accessing the Internet over a dialup (dialsuck) connection. If you're still using this, get a clue and upgrade to broadband.
I used to use a 28.8 kbps modem to access the Inernet. Now I use cable because I'm 1337.
by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004
 
5.
Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.
yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.
by blake September 18, 2003
 
6.
A Word Billy Roberts aka Bishy Knows Nothing About
Billy: Sir, What Is A Modem?
Teacher: PMSL
Students: You Are A Dumb Fuck Billy
by Paul 'Scotty 2 Hotty' Scott January 12, 2005
 
7.
"Modern" written with the r and n touching.
This is a modem world.
by Delusional October 08, 2003