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to make things, phrases, or situations gay and/or retarded without any effort.
Dave really modaned the moment with all his talk of men with cerebral palsy having massive penises.
modane by Willy Tallywhacker October 25, 2006
A special meal only attainable through the combination of two McDonald's dollar menu items. A McDank results from placing an entire chicken sandwich, bread included, firmly in between the two meat patties found in a double cheeseburger. While many variations to the the McDank exist a few common alterations include
-No mayonaisse on the chicken sandwich.
-Opting to remove the lower bun prior to inserting the McChicken.
-If you are not currently a pussy, you may wish to use the double quarter pounder sandwich as the meat is delectable.
-Some may not wish lettuce upon their sandwich.
-Barbeque sauce may be used in desperate situations.
-Squashing the completed sandwich may make it easier to eat for those with unfortunately small mouths.
-Placing french fries in between the patties prior to McChicken insertion.
-Placing french fries in between the patties after the McChicken is placed firmly in the sandwich.
-Not placing french fries in between the patties at all, instead eating them on the side.
-Also you may not order french fries at all, for a McDank is a formidable meal even without french fried potatoes.

National McDank Day is currently held in 21 countries on the twentieth day of the fourth month.

While the origins of the name of the McDank is somewhat of a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary trapper named Dank Smiggins first made the McDank while stranded in the Siberian wilderness. Forced to choose between starvation in the cold tundra or forcing his last McChicken into his final Double cheeseburger. Dank, clearly no pussy, ate the sandwich shivering in the dark night and was rescued early the next morning. Dank then spread the word of his remarkable sandwich upon his return to society.
"Whoa man, are you taking that McChicken and putting it inside a double cheeseburger?"
"For sure bro, it's called a McDank!"
"Damn dude, now I want one."
McDank by strungout024 December 25, 2008

MODINKER 

Someone trying to be something they are not. A poser cowboy saying they are a cowboy but they are not. Someone who trys to be a cowboy but has never riden a horse or been on a farm.
Why are you wearing a cowboy hat you Modinker, you have never even ridden a horse.
MODINKER by Sarahdup509 March 4, 2008
A guy that will always bring up a smile on your face no matter how sad you are. Can make you crush them back. Very funny. If you got a guy like this, keep it, it’ all be worth it.
I ment this new guy named modan, he’s so funny.
Modan by Sally1018 June 3, 2019
African slang for black people. Because black people are "More Darker" then everyone else.
Those Modarka's are stealing that womans car!
modarka by Justincarr December 24, 2007
Step 1. Buy a McDouble and a McChicken

Step 2. Separate the McDouble by the paties so there are two buns with a pattie on each.

Step 3. Place McChicken in between McDouble.

Step 4. Consume McDank to your heart's content. (preferably paired with God Nectar)
McDank by inkspill July 5, 2009