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Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product Girl:Oh! What a relief. *Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain |
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