mockward 

1) Making a situation more awkward by mocking how awkward it is. The situation need not be awkward in the first place.

Apparently coined by Washington Post columnist Monica Hesse.

2) Mocking someone in an awkward — and thereby probably unsuccessful — manner.

Apparently coined by then-Columbia Journalism Review assistant editor Megan Garber.

Someone asked to define the word "awkward" will often resort to describing the task as "awkward," which is just mockward. When someone does the same with "mockward," it's meta-mockward.

mockward by PBMax May 11, 2008

monktard 

To be so retarded that one appears Monkey like. Often used as an insult.

"You are a fuckin' monktard!"

monktard by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008

mooktard 

A person whom is well beyond retarded.

Dood Zayne just ate his own cum for $20 bucks, that dood is a fucking mooktard.

mooktard by Rando6565 February 3, 2007

Mucktard 

When a person acts like somebody with a mental disorder at a certain point in time, but in fact is sane

Devon plays the bass guitar like a mucktard

Mucktard by Muck April 16, 2004

Mucktard 

A group of stupid ass people that don't listen at all, they tend to do weird things and don't care what other people say

Wow u guys are stupid enough to say that u have gone full Mucktard

Mucktard by Lyla May 17, 2016

mucktard 

(n) What you call someone after they make a stupid remark. A mixture between a muckfluck and a retard.

Person: Do you think Pang Long has groupies?

BBI: WTF!? You mucktard!

mucktard by Beanerous Brokus I November 21, 2006

Mucktard 

It's simply a short term for mother fucking retard.

Why did you stick your fingers in a fan that was on, you mucktard!

Mucktard by HeathsNutz August 29, 2021