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Moccodile 

The vegan, plant-based alternative to crocodile meat. Also used for faux crocodile skin handbags, purses and shoes.
Dude 1: Hey I thought you were vegan, why are you eating crocodile?

Dude 2: This is actually MOCCODILE, it's 100% vegan.

Dude 1: What does it taste like?

Dude 2: Really authentic... A bit like mock chicken.
Moccodile by Moccodile March 7, 2020
Related Words
Dr. Tran's version of commodity.
I'm not a moccodity!
moccodity by Knutemund Freud May 16, 2006
It means ''Moroccan''.
Yo Yo Mocro'z What ya'll doing?
Mocro by Youss-F May 6, 2006

Mary McCrorey

tasty lipped, like Angelina Jolie.
a very complex individual.
being gorgeous, is a constant.
knows every word to every song in existence.
food network, addict.
was a cat, in previous life.
open with feelings, on rare occasion.
an amazing friend.


Like:
Angelina Jolie.
Rachael Ray.
Rachel Bilson.
Paris Hilton.




"Meow! Do you hear that? Sounds like a, Mary McCrorey."

"I wish I had a Mary McCrorey, type friendship."

"Dayyyyyum, Hayden Panniterre is looking, Mary McCrorey!"

Mary McCrorey by Awstun Dvd March 2, 2009

cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.
Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.

Mockro Brew 

Any large beer corporation's attempt at making a fine beer.
Man, I just got this mockro brew Winter's Bourbon Cask Ale, and it tastes like my cat dragged her hemorrhoids across my tongue. Someone pass me a Torpedo!
Mockro Brew by Timdick December 3, 2010