moblising 

Preparing(often for country) to do some speacial work.

Moblising the regular forces, reservists, and militia,the country could defend the enemies.

moblising by Bishal May 11, 2018

manvision 

A fake state of mentality used by males as an excuse for doing something sexually weird, inappropriate, or flat out dumb. Also excuse for boners at strange times.

Harry Potter:"You guys need to slow down! You're not in a relationship, its just a durp!"

Ron:"Well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision."

manvision by jerseeeeygirl March 22, 2008

mumvision 

The habit employed by teachers and medical professionals when discussing a child, of fixing eye contact on the mum and ignoring the dad entirely.

Hello doctor. I'm here too, turn off your mumvision please.

mumvision by Flangetta December 9, 2016

manvision 

A visual and sensory input dysfunction common in men, but may also be present in women. This dysfunction can cause an individual not to see what is right in front of them. In some cases they may still not "see" it even once it's pointed out to them. Example: Man: "If it ain't broke don't fix it." "Woman: this is where it is broken." Man: "I'm not seeing what you're seeing." This can be applied to anything from household chores, to big things.

My landlady's maintenance man didn't see the puddle of water on the counter as an issue. When I told my landlady about the leak, she asked if I told him about it, as it was the first she was hearing of it. I said yes, but that he has manvision. Right away she said, I know what that is. I'll talk to him.

manvision by yogirunnah13 July 3, 2022

Mobovision 

A Youtube Channel providing comedy for the masses. It is a web show that will make you laugh and pee your pants. Got check it out.

-Hey what are you doing?
-Just watching the Mobovision Channel on Youtube.
-Is it funny?
-Heck yea it is, check it out!

Mobovision by Mobo Besson December 12, 2009

mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.

'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.

mobilion similarity syndrome by hard but not January 11, 2009

Momvision 

Momvision: the faculty that permits moms to see things that are invisible to everyone else in the household, despite their best efforts to locate them.

Rhoda used her momvision to find the ketchup that nobody else could locate in the refrigerator.

Momvision by Softhands December 3, 2018