Top definition
a term used for an italian with a big nose!
That guy has a huge nose!

Yeah, He's A Mobilia
by wawnj May 08, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
2
anyone that has a very big nose
especially if their first name is michael

'hey mobilia, can you move your nose out of the way!, i cant see anything!'
by hi michael! May 11, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
3
a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps. most of the time for money eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it
'omg did u see mobilia'

'no what did he do?'

'he had a wank into a plastic bag'

'no way!'

'yeah man kurtis walked in on him'

'grose! why did he do it'

'kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it... so he jacked off anyway!'
by i-was-on-the-camp August 10, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
4
a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps.
most of the time for money
eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it
'omg did u see mobilia'

'no what did he do?'

'he had a wank into a plastic bag'

'no way!'

'yeah man kurtis walked in on him'

'grose! why did he do it'

'kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it... so he jacked off anyway!'
by no-your-the-dog August 18, 2008
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
5
a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps. most of the time for money eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it
'omg did u see mobilia'

'no what did he do?'

'he had a wank into a plastic bag'

'no way!'

'yeah man kurtis walked in on him'

'grose! why did he do it'

'kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it... so he jacked off anyway!'
by hi michael August 31, 2008
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush