| 1. | Mobi-Wipe | ||
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The act of wiping your mobile phone screen after it becomes dirty or smudged Eg when you come off a call and your screen is dirty following it being stuck to your ear and you have to give it Mobi-Wipe clean...
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| 2. | trailer trash | ||
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Derogatory description for person who seems well-suited to residential life in a mobile home park and is distinguished by poor hygiene, foul language, slovenly or slutty clothing, and general ignorance. Recreations include drinking malt liquor in lawn chairs under tattered R.V. awning and teenage pregnancy. Close synonymn for poor white trash. Can also be used as literal term for personal effects strewn by tornado when ripping though mobile home park. "Bambi acts like such trailer trash when she chugs malt liquor and belches."
"She can clean it up, but underneath she's still trailer trash." |
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| 3. | Hanukah | ||
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Hokay, so. There was the regular set-up, right, with the opressive dictators and the valiant underdogs. So the valiant underdogs, the Maccabees (if that sounds familiar, there's a soccer club by that name) go and valiantly retake the Jewish Holy Temple (this was before it got detsroyed {again}). And to symbolise their success, after they clean it up and wipe the graffitti off the walls, they have to light the Menorah, big candlabra style thing. Only they have enough oil for ONE day, and it'll take eight for extra oil to arrive. But God intervenes, as per usual, and miraculously the one little jar of oil lasts eight days. This is probably because the little jar of oil was an underdog.
On Hannukka (or Hanuka, Hanukah, Chanuka, Chanukka, Channukka, etc - only holiday in the world nobody can agree on how to spell) all the Jews celebrate the miraculous Miracle by lighting a Hannukkia (like a Menorah, only with eight branch thingies) and giving all the kids bushels of presents. Also chocolate happens. Yay, Hanukah's next week, I think my Gran's gonna give me a new mobile!
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| 4. | Clean guy | ||
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A raver-like Mexican American or wetback usually drives candy painted Honda Accords but will upgrade to Mercedes Benz with tacky cheap chrome rims if givin' a chance to ruin their credit.Found In small towns in northern California And Central California like Watsonville, Salinas, King City etc...Will try to look rich with expensive cars they cant afford.Join car clubs with names like Ballers and Players you know that tacky shit.They drink coronas and speak spanglish like "Hey Bro did you go to Joser & Eders kickback last week A??" "No Fucker I was at la pulga with my wife and kids A" Look at that Watsonville clean guy he bought an 85,000 dollar car before he bought a house what an idiot.There he gos parking it in his moms mobile home garage.He is always leaning to the side with his fist over his mouth he looks very unconfertable looking straight foward as he drives.Maybe we should rob his Watsonvillian ass.
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| 5. | Mobile | ||
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The shittiest band to ever come from Canada, and lots of shitty bands come from Canada. They have terrible songs and their lead singer dances like a fucking guido. Joe: "I want to just go up on stage while that stupid Mobile bastard is singing and dancing his gay dance and punch him a clean shot right in the jaw."
Mitch: "Oh yeah!" Joe: "I want to see his jaw actually rip free of his head." Mitch: "I guess that would be cool." |
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| 6. | art-nerd | ||
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The look is clean and very 'done' but the attitude and feelings are somewhat anarchistic. Usually outspoken, open-minded, and easy to get along with. Often talkative, with good sense of humor, although some are also quite shy when outside of their comfort zone (being creative). Good knowledge of music, art, movies, books, and creative stuff from both mainstream and non-mainstream media, they aspire to (or already have) careers in the arts/entertainment industry. Reads widely, often creates over multiple artistic mediums, and in some cases is very tech-literate. Some 60's influences in terms of fashion and iconography. Often natural hair color. Girls sometimes sport pale lip tints, dark eyeshadow a la' Edie Sedgewick, while guys are often into hats and caps. Vision-challenged art-nerds often lean towards retro or nerd style glasses, many owning more than two pairs of specs. Fashion influences come from Librarian, Nerdcore, Geek, Punk, 60's and Edwardian.
"Excuse me, I bought these art-nerd glasses from the op-shop, how much would it cost to replace the lenses in these with my own prescription?"
"Hey, after we finish recording this track, wanna customize some of my old t-shirts with Copic markers?" "Definitely. Neat. That's very 'art-nerd' of you :)" "I love creating across multiple mediums, I'm a major art-nerd. Currently I'm reading War & Peace, modding my mobile, and making a patchwork case for my iPod." Synonyms: creative (as in "Mac is the number one computer for creatives" (plural), arty-type, nerdy art-kid antonyms: narrow-minded, haughty, unaccepting |
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| 7. | flip cup the block | ||
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mobile flip cup. use a folding party table, 18 pack of your finest brew, and some red cups. pull out the table in the street in front of your house, play a round. rinse and repeat in front of every house in the block, thusly completing one round of flip cup the block.
best done at 2:30am with screaming neighbors. whoa i can't believe we played flip cup the block last night. we had to clean out so many beer cans.
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