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Nick Mobbs 

A Maccas consuming gremlin with a British passport. he is actually Australian, with the exception that his dad is the closest person that he knows to Dushane from top boy. he enjoys smoking tea as well as drinking it and barely lifts.

There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory

overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
Example 1:
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"

Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"

Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
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Mobster in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl February 16, 2019

Community Mobbing 

Community mobbing is a form of group bullying. Community mobbing is characterized by a coordinated “ganging up” by a group with several ring leaders, and many more followers that target a person for generalized harassment within their neighborhood or city. It is distinct from workplace mobbing, and academic or school place mobbing because it extends into the larger community in which the target lives. The mobbing activities are conducted by neighbors, community watch groups, or, even snitches when there is police involvement.
The internet is ablaze with terms like organized stalking and organized mobbing, however, the accepted academic term for this is community mobbing.
Community Mobbing by Peacefrog71 November 1, 2013

Got the morbs 

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"I feel really sad..."
"Awe man, you got the morbs" :(
Got the morbs by BitchinKitten July 17, 2014

mouth and moobs 

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normal man: you are just all mouth and moobs
mouth and moobs by Wodderwick January 30, 2021

mobb deep 

The Realest
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