Top Definition
MOAP stands for mooched off a pessimist.
Based on the quote:
"Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back."
-Anonymous


A: Hey guys.
B: I thought you didn't have any money to buy a ticket for the movie.
A: Yeah but I just moaped this guy at school.
by AlexRyan January 23, 2009

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