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mantonelli 

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.
"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"
mantonelli by drewcus September 22, 2012

mantanesa 

1: Fake, phony; someone posing as something they're not.

2: perceiving something that opposes it's truth.
1. That girl is mantanesa. All she does it make up lies to cover herself up.

2. That's not Gucci, it's mantanesa.
mantanesa by Hanndddlleee January 19, 2017

Moan Tones 

Instead of a standard ringer, or a ringer of a song, moan tones cause a cell phone to make deep, ecstatic moaning noises, as one makes when one has an orgasm, when one recives a call. Popularised by adult film star Jenna Jameson.

(ohh! unhh! yea!) Thats my moan tones, hold on.
Moan Tones by Anternam April 4, 2006

Moan Tones 

Moan Tones were created and popularized by Moantones.com. They were creating and delivering "moan tones" light years before Jenna Jameson.
Moan tones at moantones.com putting the moan in the phone since 2002
Moan Tones by J Carcinogen April 1, 2007

Monotonesia 

Forgetting you've done something because you do it over and over again routinely. This happens because your brain tends to filter things out after repetitive action. This is why you don't remember every time you blink or find random little chores mysteriously done.
Dude: Wait a minute bro, did I just feed my dog or not?

Bro: Dude, you must have Monotonesia because you just did ten minutes ago.
Monotonesia by Dr Face Doctor August 12, 2010

Moanotone 

Moanotone is the tone u use when u say things like you are having sexual intercourse
"TRUUUSSSSSTTT MEEE DADDDYYY"
"You need to stop using moanotone in every thing u say"
Moanotone by littlems.unperfect November 19, 2016