Moagerd 

(West Coast Scottish) To be completely and utterly (I don't know what I did last night), drunk.

Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)

Ah wis moagerd last night pal!
Yer moagerd yah dobber!

Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk

Moagerd by Gr8 November 7, 2010

mogered 

To be stalked, pestered, harangued and then ultimately forced into consuming excessive alcohol, leading to sickness or unconsciousness.

We went out for a quiet night, we lost Andy, found him passed out in toilet, it had been been decorated, I think he'd been mogered.

mogered by Meatball Penis December 16, 2016

Mongered 

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

Mongered by rafe May 2, 2013

Flu-mongered 

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.

"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."

Flu-mongered by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020