| 1. | Co Co Mo | ||
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Code word used by teenagers to warn their friends to leave the room while with their gf/bf. Useful for cockblocks who don't take normal hints to leave. *making out with girlfriend* "Hey man, Co Co Mo."
"She's gonna let you hit it?" "Hell yeah! Now get the hell outta here!" |
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| 2. | Big Mo | ||
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An outragously obvious homosexua, male or female. A code used across the world between friends to point one out without causing offence. Bob: "Check the Big Mo on the dance machine"
Jon: "Slap a wig on dat and call it Mary" Mat: "I ain't never seen one so bent" |
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| 3. | gay code | ||
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1. Nondescript language used between gays who are partially out of the closet, to avoid suspicion. Often involves a lot of gender-neutral pronouns and unspecific common nouns. 2. Mutual understanding that semi-closeted gays who are out to each other do their best to conceal the sexual orientation of the other, or, at the very least, does not force the other out of the closet. (In gay code)
Gay #1: So is the... person you mentioned earlier here? Gay #2: No, they couldn't make it. Gay #1: Shame. Do you know if they're... ('not straight' is understood here) Gay #2: Nope, and that's the worst part, isn't it. |
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| 4. | Eddie Mo Mo | ||
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Noun. A fun and safe way to personify the smoking, buying, or selling of that danky marijuana. The full name is most often used but can easily be shortened to simply 'Eddie' for the purpose of being used as a code around family, at work, etc. Video and written records trace the origins of the word to the Mount Pleasant neighborhood of Washington D.C., though it is now widely used across the US and abroad. Really high "I've been talking to Eddie Mo all afternoon so please speak slower."
On the phone to a friend while at work "Hey did you happen to see Eddie today, I really need to talk with him." Friend "I saw Eddie Mo Mo and he said he's coming by your place tonight around seven." Standing on the street in front of a liquor store. "Got that Eddie Mo Mo. Hey, you looking for Eddie Mo, I got that Mo Mo." |
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| 5. | Mo Fo Sho | ||
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Secret code name for calling people gay. Without them knowing they are being called gay you:your homie bird is a Mo Fo Sho
you#2: fo shooo Bird: what? You:nothing bird. |
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| 6. | Middletown, MO | ||
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A small town in Missouri which is considered by many to quite possibly contain the portal to hell, or at least purgatory. Local activities include going to the bar and drinking, visiting the town gas station and drinking, attending church and drinking, and basketball. Town Population: 199 Racial Diversity: There isn't. Advice: Do NOT purchase non canned goods from the local grocery store. It's better off not to know why. Local Style: Dirty, filthy, beat up pick up trucks; Levi Jeans with worn ring shape in back pocket, presumably from a can of Skoal; Some sort of sign symbolizing your love for the Confederate Flag. Act as if you're above those who do not follow this strict dress code. "Can you get any cell service?"
"We're in fucking Middletown, MO. What do you think?" "Where do you come from?" "Middletown, MO" "Oh I'm sorry..." |
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| 7. | Florissant | ||
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The last bastion of civilization in NoCo. A victim of white flight, and cautionary reminder to keep up your credit score. Florissant is a diverse neighborhood, full of black people that feel they are finally moving up and white people that are too poor to move away from them.
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch." |
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