Mookler 

n. Affectionate slang for an unborn baby. We've used it in our family for a while - it's a distortion of the German word "merckle" which means "little creature". My family tend to mash words horribly, hence Merckle became Mookler! We also shorten to "Mook", although I know that's a Brooklyn wise-guy!

"How's Mookler doing?"
"Great - she just kicked me in the ribs!".

Mookler by Satandog February 8, 2006

Mnooklear Attack 

The type of desperate attack in which public health officials and drug companies engage when trying to hide their causal roles in the the autism epidemic. Usually involves hiring drug addicts. The main goals of Mnooklear Attacks are to protect shareholders and to keep CDC staff out of jail.

Did you see the Mnooklear Attack on universally respected journalist Robert MacNeil?

Mnooklear Attack by oneinninetyone May 10, 2011

Mnooklear Attack 

The type of desperate attack in which public health officials and drug companies hire hack writers to deliver their talking points. Sometimes involves hiring drug addicts and those who like tomato frosting. The main goals of Mnooklear Attacks are to protect shareholders, to keep CDC staffers out of jail, and to hide their causal roles in the autism epidemic.

Did you see the Mnooklear Attack on universally respected journalist Robert MacNeil?

Mnooklear Attack by 1in91 May 30, 2011