minty-badger 

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty-badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

minty-badger by deep fryd June 2, 2013

getting minty

to brush your teeth or freshen your breath

Dan is always getting minty before we hang out.

getting minty by mangogirl1 January 1, 2012

Minty Bounce 

A devastating move involving drinking mint tea while simultaneously jumping up and down.

If he is up for a fight, I may do the minty bounce on him.

Minty Bounce by KJBKAFSJB KSFA May 31, 2021

Minty jerk 

When you use spit as lubrication for your jerk while you are chewing mint gum, which gives you that cool, minty feeling on your dick.

Guy 1: I just had the best minty jerk last night.
Guy 2: I’m not a fan of minty jerks, they make my dick feel too cold.

Minty jerk by Bigtiddygothgf69 October 6, 2018

Mitya 

Super handsome, one of a kind, ultra-sexy guy. Usually involved in Mathematics and Computer Science. Almost always from Russia.

Hey, Mitya, I wanna f*ck you!

Mitya by GregBrownUsa October 9, 2019

By the minty nipples of Marduk ! 

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.

" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

By the minty nipples of Marduk ! by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

minty badger 

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

minty badger by deep fryd June 1, 2013