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When invited on a date (or formal, or party or any large to small function planned in advance) and then ditch out 24 hours or less in advance. Girl 1: "So, are you really going to Barn Party with Joe?"
Girl 2: "No, I think I'll wait til 4 am and then Farmhouse him." |
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| 2. | Ninja Time | ||
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Proclaimed Action:
(Nin-ju.__Tie-mm) One calls out "Ninja Time" to signify that they are going to vanish for a while, after the statement "Ninja Time" has been made it is customary but not necessary to include "Duces" Bez: Yo this party sucks
Jack: Yeah but what are you going to do? We have to be here.. Bez: Ninja Time..... duces Jack: Ninja what?? Wait... What?? Where did you go?? {Looks around to no avail} |
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| 3. | hot karl | ||
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Is where you lay on your back.. Put a peice of cling wrap on the lovers chest and POOP.. After wards.. You say what a lovely tea party... It cold out side. And i bet your mother is snuggling up to a nice HOT karl.. Mm Mmm GOOD!!
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| 4. | discombobulate | ||
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One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.
Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party. I'm all discombobulated.
Disco? Mm, Bob--you late. |
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| 5. | Marilyn Manson | ||
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Marilyn Manson--a misunderstood rock singer. An international sex symbol and complete hottie, he scores triple platinum on many records. Amazing guy/girl. Babble Babble
Bitch Bitch Rebel Rebel Party Party Sex Sex Sex And don't forget the violence. |
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| 6. | condition | ||
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You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep. PETER: Hey, Bobby, Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!
BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him! ......THREE HOURS LATER...... GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots! |
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| 7. | Lag Boat | ||
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Imaginary world where drinking meets sailing. Whole feudal systems are usualy set in place before and during the course of the night. Rupert is the Right'Orrible Admiral as he patented the lag boat. Other responsibilties include; Rudder Man (steers the group to pubs/clubs/venues/houses/alley ways etc with the help of the Crow's Nest (usually slightly more responsible so can see trouble ahead or a good party.... or the police)
The Admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. But just for reference at the other end of the ranking you've got Plank Walker (some one who's being all - "ooo i think i'll just have the one"- forget that! you'll walk the plank mate - with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite Man Overboard (need i say any more?) To reach the crow's nest you must climb the laggin' Just make sure, to record all the embarrassing memories in the Captain's LAG book!! ALL ABOARD!! "All aboard the LAG BOAT"
"boarding passes please" "do you know i'm actually boarding the Admiral's boat tonight?!" "gosh it's stormy weather tonight, i've had 11 pints" "hlep! i'mm ddrownign!" "first mate's passed out!" etc etc etc |
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