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Milpitas 

A town of about 70,000 in California between Fremont and San Jose. Founded in 1954. Suburban gangs usually start in Milpitas and move on to San Jose where they can actually get into trouble. Too many po po in Milpitas for that.

North side: Freeways 680 and 880, several malls, bordering a large Target store (which is in San Jose actually). Not far from Berryessa and Piedmont Roads, with places to make out or score some stuff. (In San Jose). Great Mall located off Landess/Montague. Popular hang out. Dead party life after Midnight.

East side: Mostly houses, light industrial, tract homes and not much else. White or Asian population in nicer homes, the rest in less expensive homes. Piedmont Road, main vistas, pretty golf course, some mansions on the hill. Nice peach orchard. No night life at all.

South side: Golfland, Jacklyn road, Milpitas High. The athletic center of Ayer, other stuff.

West side: In the northwest you find Nubi Island which in the summer kicks off from Alviso (which is older) and it stinks badly. Milpitas High, the Trojans, Dixon Landing (where the dump is). McCarthy Ranch mall (west central area).

Central: City Hall, rebuilt in 2004, looks like a ship from the side, on Milpitas, new Barbera Lee senior center, new library on Main, the car wash kiosk on Main, post office, etc, and Savers. Calavares Blvd is main road. Abel rail overpass is famous.

Minority, whites, majority, Asians, Hispanics, Blacks.
Milpitas. city name. pronoun. place.

Beejee: Where can I score some JD in this town?
Mack: In Milpitas, any one of the liquour stores, or go across the border to SJ to that one by Target.

Beejee: How about some green?
Mack: You probably gotta go to Berryessa for that, three or four miles up Capitol from Great Mall. Ha. But that shit sucks.

Beejee: Thanks I think.
Milpitas by afrokatty44 June 18, 2011
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Milpitas 

Stinky, smells like garbage
It smells like Milpitas up in here
Milpitas by Bangoooo August 11, 2009
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Milpitas 

A small town that serves as a speed bump between Fremont and San Jose.
A: Hey, what's the name of that tiny town in the middle of Fremont and San Jose?
B: I think it's called Milpitas.
A: Man, I hate how slow their local traffic is!
Milpitas by Taishaku November 20, 2007

Milpitas Golfland (MGL)

The worst place to play DDR. Lines are large and I never got to play Initial D there. I prefer you go to Sunnyvale Golfland.
At MGL, 25 people were in line waiting to paly DDR. It took me 3 hours to get a turn.

Milpitas Golfland (MGL)

I would also like to add that their stuff gets damaged. A lot. Recently, their Drummania machine has been breaking a lot, turntables have been removed from their Beatmania machine, and a button has been removed from their Guitar Freaks machine.

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026