Dirty Moped 

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

Dirty Moped by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

molped 

Getting pranked so hard your genitalia explodes killing you painfully.

molped molped

molped by Laxer_1738 July 24, 2015

Mormon Moped 

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

Mormon Moped by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

Moped 

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

Moped by dmpawley March 26, 2003

miped

no idea. my little cousin said it and i wanna know

“i got miped last night, party buses are a trap”

miped by jackenthal February 4, 2018

Maped 

Raped by a Muppet

Tubbs was way down the alley getting maped repeatedly by a kermit, but there was literally nothing we could do.

Maped by delush August 8, 2014

mopedaphile 

Anyone over the age of 18 who rides a moped.

I'm scared to let my children walk to school because of the high number of mopedaphiles in the area.

mopedaphile by Th3 Admiral April 5, 2011