Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.

James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

Mankato Milkman by Officer Matt O'Brien November 5, 2021

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman 

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

The Milkman 

His milk is delicious.

“I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.”
-The Milkman

The Milkman by Genevis September 23, 2021

milkman

A person that handles/pleases the wifey/girlfriend, when the husband or boyfriend is away.

That baby doesnt look anything like you. Better ask the wife about the milkman.

milkman by Tony Atlas January 17, 2008

I Am The Milkman 

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

I Am The Milkman by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021

milkman

A Black Man who prefers dating White Women.

Looks like the brotha's bringing home the milk again... hes a milkman...

milkman by BlackRose December 23, 2003

one eyed milkman

A man's weehole at the end of his penis, out of which also 'the milkman' delivers 'the cream', but only if he feels like it.

Percy showed Doris his one eyed milkman. She liked it because she had ordered double cream. She loves to swallow.

one eyed milkman by Ernie (and he drives the fastest milkfloat in the June 18, 2003