acronym for My Life Is Boring.
Man, I have nothing to do today." "Me neither, mlib!
My Life is Bro
Used to describe events that are especially brotastic.
Today I chilled out by the pool with my bro, drank some beer with my bro, and got high with my bro. We're just two bromosexuals in a bromance. MLIB
The hardest decision I had to make today was deciding which set of sperrys goes best with which one of my many lax pennies. MLIB
Today I had a Dave Matthews jam sesh, watched some lax, fucked my girlfriend, and downed like 16 natty ices. I did one of them more than once. Let’s just say it didn’t involve sports, beer, or music. MLIB.
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My Life Is Bro
Mason: Whats the sickest website ever?
Luke: Thats what i was about to say
(all fist bump)
Any Action, or thoughts that pertain to the mannerisms of Batman.
Example: "I beat up a guy dressed as a clown today. My life is Batman."
"My parents both just got murdered in front of me. MLIB"
"I just dropped a gangster into a vat of chemicals. MLIB"
"Seduced a woman who was formerly a lesbian. MLIB."
"Today I dreamed up an expensive plan to kill Superman. MLIB."
My Life Is Boring. Said after a sarcastic comment about what you are doing.
I HAVE LECTURES ALL DAY! ...MLIB